If you love Jarvis Cocker as much as I do, you are going to gush like a schoolgirl over NME's latest feature on the Pulp frontman. 'The Wisdom Of Jarvis Cocker' is a collection of quotes from Jarvis from over the years. There are SO many great quotes (and pictures) listed it's really hard to pick a favorite, but this one is a major contender:
"I always find it very traumatic when you have to pick a new pair of glasses - it's like picking a new nose."
AWESOME. Take a look at the feature here.